Pre-seed raise · Strategic partners only
We're building the next generation's first beloved brand.
The children's media market is worth $30B+. The next generational brand hasn't been built yet. Shrempies has the IP, the content, the mission — and the window.
The opportunity
Every generation gets one.
The next one is being built now.
The window
Why now is the moment.
Gen Beta is being born
The first cohort of Gen Beta — born 2025 onward — are arriving now. The IP that captures this generation will define the next decade of children's media. The window to be first is open for a very short time.
Parents want something better
The backlash against algorithmically-optimised, overstimulating children's content is real and growing. Parents are actively seeking alternatives. Shrempies is the alternative — emotionally honest, developmentally grounded, actually beautiful.
The IP is already built
Most children's media startups are pre-content. Shrempies has 36 original songs, 16 episode scripts, 13 characters, and published books. The foundation is done. This raise is about production and distribution — not development.
The IP
What we've already built
The raise
Pre-seed.
Strategic partners only.
We're looking for investors who understand the children's media space and want to be part of something early and real. Full terms in the investor deck.
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Strategic partners only. We review every request personally.
Reviewed personally within 48 hours · NDA available on request